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Beauty has no relation to price, rarity, or age. John Cotton

 

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What's a body builders favorite vegetable? Muscle Sprouts.

 

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If everybody loves you, something is wrong. Find at least one enemy to keep you alert.

Paulo Coelho

 

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How does a vegan priest start their sermons? Lettuce pray.

 

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Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

Christian D. Larson

 

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What do you call a pig with 3 eyes? Piiig.

 

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I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

 

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How does Bono spell the word color? With or without u!

 

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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Confucius

 

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Who is Captain Crunches supervisor?  General Mills.

 

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Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. Democritus

 

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 Why didn't the notepad move?  Because it was stationary.